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Fact: Each year twelve thousand people are injured while on the toilet. Fact: There is enough water in a toilet bowl to drown a 26-week premature baby.
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Yes. Toilets are dangerous and should not be used without extreme caution. The solution:
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| Honey? I've soiled myself again. Come and change me, lovey-dovey. | |
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This public service announcement was sponsored by the Alliance for Intermittent Self-Catherization, Depends, the Clapper, the Bill and Melissa Gates Foundation for Idiots, and Viewers Like You.
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