CC268: The most contagious sexually transmitted infection

Author: quodlibet

Date: December 6, 2004

by quodlibet
12-06-04
The world's most rampant STD has ravaged the planet with strife, environmental degradation, and widespread poverty. It is also known to cause erectile dysfunction and increased stress levels.
Oh, yeah, baby. Just like that.
Ooooooh! *giggle*
LIFE. The worst scourge known on Planet Earth and beyond.
A public service announcement brought to you by the Coalition for the Sterilization of Human Rabbits, Vasectomy Specialists, the Ultra-Liberal Establishment, and Viewers Like You.