CC268: PSAs for PSA 1

Author: quodlibet

Date: December 7, 2004

by quodlibet
12-07-04
Sixty thousand men die each year from prostate cancer. Millions more are plagued by hemarrhoids, fissures and other problems detectable by a simple test.
I had one.
I feel and look like I just had one.
Still others secretly enjoy these manipulations.
I'd really, really, really like one.
One? Ha ha HA! I'd like two!
Be safe. Have a digital rectal exam by a trained professional at least once a year.
I am one!
Assume the position.