Life in The House: Introducing Thor the Magnificent

Author: quodlibet

Date: December 10, 2004

by quodlibet
12-10-04
There used to be a bear in the basement.
Hey baby, why don't we get cozy by the fireplace? You can rub my furry rug all you want.
Sounds like a plan. I feel like an endangered species.
However, when the occasional female 'visitor' became too fond of him, he was scrapped and replaced with the dogs.
I wonder where Bertie's gone now....
When the dog days ended, the House acquired a new pet. Lithe and strong, he prospered where none else have succeeded. His effluvia was the liquor of the Gods. His name: Thor the Magnificent.