Life in The House: Thor the Survivor

Author: quodlibet

Date: December 11, 2004

by quodlibet
12-11-04
As was traditional, proud Thor's pond was christened with a generous libation of golden urine, personally passed by the males of the House in an inebriated state.
Thor has an unrivalled capacity for survival, in spite of poor hygiene and worse feeding regimens. His liver has withstood large quantities of vodka and rye, like other House members.
He is the sole proud survivor of a large cohort of fellows, who were obviously inferior. Rather like a successful sperm.