Life in The House: The Television 4

Author: quodlibet

Date: December 11, 2004

by quodlibet
12-11-04
I hear Bertie ignited the woman on the TV. Literally.
Yeah, that's what Alien told me. There's a nice crater in the living room now.
That fucker. He's repairing the wall next weekend, cosmetic damage or not.
Yeah, his prosthesis won't inflate now, and it'll be a few weeks before his chest fur regrows, but his testosterone factories were miraculously spared.
Maybe this will teach him not to hump and jizz the TV set.
I know. We can't be repainting the walls on a weekly basis.