Letters from the Galactic Overlord: Down with Santa 4

Author: quodlibet

Date: December 11, 2004

by quodlibet
12-11-04
Where's Santa? I demand to speak with him immediately!
Ha ha ha ha! Welcome to the North Pole! You'll have to wait your turn, like all the other children here.
You mistake my identity. I am your Galactic Overlord. You will pay deference and tribute to me, worthy of my status.
Ha ha ha ha! What a charming child you are! But you'll have to wait your turn, like all the other children here.
You're a freak.
Ha ha ha ha! You merely envy me, because I am Santa's slave, while you are just as anonymous and pathetic as all the other children here.