Letters from the Galactic Overlord: Down with Santa 5

Author: quodlibet

Date: December 11, 2004

by quodlibet
12-11-04
So we meet at last, you fat and supercilious twerp.
HO HO HO! And what can I do for you today, young man?
I'd like a detailed rationale for your refusal of my reasonable requests, Santa.
Would you like to sit on my lap and explain these requests to me?
You're a pervert. Are you any relation to Michael Jackson?