Letters from the Galactic Overlord: Down with Santa 6

Author: quodlibet

Date: December 12, 2004

by quodlibet
12-12-04
As a matter of fact, I would present to the Court of World Opinion that you are nothing more than a red-suited fraud! Can you deny these charges?
Look, kid....
Over the past century, a secret conglomerate has carefully inculcated you into the hearts and minds of the most vulnerable segments of our population -- the children.
Hey, now!
Their slavish devotion to your will forces them to conform to a certain mould. Thus you have accrued power to yourself under the guise of benevolence. ADMIT IT! IT'S TRUE, ISN'T IT?