Letters from the Galactic Overlord: Down with Santa 7

Author: quodlibet

Date: December 12, 2004

by quodlibet
12-12-04
Inviting little children upon your lap so that you may fondle them -- all those break-and-entries over the years to deliver so-called presents -- that's just the tip of the iceberg, isn't it?
I think you're taking things a little too far, now.
That cherry red face -- obviously you enjoy both smoking and drinking with a passion, yet you forbid these pleasures to the young folk of today.
As a penniless old coot, where do you obtain the funds for your yearly largesse, if not from the pockets of fiendish conglomerates, to whom you have sold your soul? ANSWER ME! ANSWER TO THE WORLD!!!