Letters from the Galactic Overlord: Down with Santa 8

Author: quodlibet

Date: December 12, 2004

by quodlibet
12-12-04
And last, but not least, how do you explain this yearly donation of goods on the eve of Christmas Day? Why not the middle of July? Why on Christmas Day?
I'll tell you why. It's because you've been bought out by the allied forces of Christianity!
HOW ELSE CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT? ANSWER ME, OR I WILL EXPOSE YOU TO THE WORLD, BEER-BELLY AND ALL!!!!!