FTC 49: Rubber gloves are a girl's best friend

Author: quodlibet

Date: December 18, 2004

by quodlibet
12-18-04
I hope you enjoyed the dinner, my dear.
Oh Neal... This has been such a romantic Christmas night. You shouldn't have!
I'm afraid I should have... Because tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret!
You know I love you, regardless of what you've done, or how terrible it is. Please, Neal, tell me.
I bust my credit card on my other girl, so I told these nice waiters that you'd wash dishes for our meal tonight.
Uhm...