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101 Slow Painful Annoying Suicide Techniques. Method #21: The Semen-Only Diet
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| It's five dollars for the Happy Meal, chickie. | |
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Method 37: Lead the way away
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| Can you hold the cheese? Gimme some nice white paint chips. They taste almost the same. | |
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Method 53: Mind Over Matter (aka Mother-in-law Assisted Suicide)
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| I'm moving in permanently with you and living off your pension. | |
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| You smarmy little good-for-nothing! I can't believe my daughter married you lousy son-of-a-bitch! | |
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