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Self-Abuse for the Modern Flagellant
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| While I'm too profitable for God to call me a sin, people will avoid you, abuse you, and demand segregation from you! | |
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| Not to mention the foul breath, yellowed teeth, and ugly wrinkles! | |
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| Must...watch... more...reality TV as... part of...self-abasement ritual.... | |
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| Ready for your confesional? | |
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| I've got my hair shirt on and some gum to take away the aftertaste! | |
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