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Chapter 1: Avoid These Geeky Pick-Up Lines
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| My system's loaded with a Centrino processor, 1 gig of RAM and a 160 gig hard drive waiting for your input. | |
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| My system doesn't accept 3.5-inch floppies any more. | |
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Chapter 2: More Geeky Pick-up Lines To Avoid
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| My friend's friend's uncle's brother's third cousin knows William Shatner. Are you female? | |
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| I don't do silicon-enhanced life forms. They're too creepy. | |
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Chapter 3: Still More Stupid Pick-Up Lines To Avoid
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| How much? Ten million credits? Two thousand gold pieces? Six hundred obols? | |
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