Honey, would you...? 2

Author: quodlibet

Date: January 18, 2005

by quodlibet
1-18-05
Detrimental in what way? You said you'd do anything for me.
Sucking out my eyeballs seems a bit excessive, dear. I need my eyes.
No, you don't. You don't even notice that I've gained three-quarters of a pound.
I can't chauffeur you around if I'm blind, and I'll never be able to tell you that dress doesn't make you look fat.
You do have a point there. Maybe just one eyeball? Please?
Let me think about that. NO.