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Bald to Beautiful: Regaining That Youthful Lush Growth
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| "Are you reading this letter by the light reflected from your polished skull?" | |
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| "Tired of rubbing raw ginger into your scalp to rally that retreating hairline?" | |
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| "Too cheap to buy $80 prescription drugs every month, or even a cheap toupee?" | |
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Learn simple and invaluable how-to tips
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| Glue groin and armpit hair into a lifelike toupee! Dreadlocks from chest hair! Eyebrows double as sideburns! And MORE!! | |
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