Odd Self-Help Books 10

Author: quodlibet

Date: January 18, 2005

by quodlibet
1-18-05
Bald to Beautiful: Regaining That Youthful Lush Growth
"Are you reading this letter by the light reflected from your polished skull?"
Only $99.99 at your local bookstore now!
"Tired of rubbing raw ginger into your scalp to rally that retreating hairline?"
"Too cheap to buy $80 prescription drugs every month, or even a cheap toupee?"
Learn simple and invaluable how-to tips
Glue groin and armpit hair into a lifelike toupee! Dreadlocks from chest hair! Eyebrows double as sideburns! And MORE!!