Code Brown: The Aspirin Overdose

Author: quodlibet

Date: January 21, 2005

by quodlibet
1-21-05
I'm afraid that I might have OD'd on aspirins, doc.
Oh really? How much did you take?
Well, doc, I had this MASSIVE headache -- it's just KILLING me --
No fucking way.
So I took two aspirins. Am I gonna die? Did I take too much?
No. You didn't take enough.