If Canadian Discount Airlines Were Prostitutes

Author: quodlibet

Date: February 5, 2005

by quodlibet
2-05-05
I'll take you to heaven and back for $49 plus applicable fees.
Applicable fees?
Add 7% sales tax for goods and services, and if you wanna eat out, or be entertained, or a condom, that'll be extra.
So what's an all-inclusive package?
Six hundred dollars.
Let me find my chequebook....