Code Brown

Author: quodlibet

Date: February 5, 2005

by quodlibet
2-05-05
It took me a while to understand what a Code Brown was.
I feel SO much better after my massive bowel movement! But it smelled funny, so I saved of it in a hat for you!
After all, I'm supposed to be in the business of saving lives.
How does one little old lady manage to miss the toilet and shit all over the floor?
Fortunately, some scutwork is beneath even me.
Now which nurse managed to piss me off the most tonight?