Life in The House: The First Priority

Author: quodlibet

Date: February 8, 2005

by quodlibet
2-08-05
1934: Student council at local university votes to ban all fraternities, thus threatening the very existence of The House and its members.
We need an emergency meeting of all house members.
Man, the situation is desperate. No, worse: dire.
The students will be banned from varsity sports unless The House is dissolved; tomorrow they will be called to testify before the student council.
This decision has weighed heavily upon us for some time.
Upright, or grand?
Three hours of intense discussion later
So, that's settled. We need a piano in this grand old house!
Oh, which reminds me. What about legal aid for tomorrow?