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| Maitre d', bring me something worthy of my refined tastes and atheromatous coronary arteries. | |
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| Well, sir, tonight we have a marvellously succulent organic chicken breast... | |
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| ...lovingly fed from Aztec maize grown on the high pure mountain air of the Andes.... | |
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| ...shredded, pulverized, packed into the shape of a finger and deep-fried to a smoking char. $699.99 for a bucket of one.char | |
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