R2's Non-Chronological Adventures In Dating, Vol. 1: Sports

Author: r2_d2

Date: February 23, 2004

by r2_d2
2-23-04
Somewhere, USA, 2004.
I've decided to join the US Olympic team.
The Olympics?! That has to be your worst attempt to pick me up yet!
No, really.  I'm going to compete in the Luge.  It's the sport where being "athetic" is defined as "not putting up wind resistance".
Fine, knock yourself out.
Torino, Italy, 2006:
Okay, I could have told him that the Luge also requires balance and coodination, but there was a sale at Abercrombie I had to get to.