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| And finally in the news tonight, a local woman was hospitalized after driving her car into a river at the state park. | |
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| When questioned, she claimed she was trying to reenact a scene from The Passion of the Christ. This of course, begs the question, which scene was she trying to reenact? | |
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Could it have been this memorable scene?
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| Now, if I could just find some loaves to go with these fishes... | |
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| Is that your Porsche over there in the parking lot? | |
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| I can put you behind the wheel of this beauty for only $9999. | |
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| Throw in rustproofing, so I can drive it across the Sea of Galilee, and you've got yourself a deal, mister. | |
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