Okay, Okay, One *More* PotC Joke

Author: r2_d2

Date: March 3, 2004

by r2_d2
3-03-04
http://www.zwire.com/site/11051984.html
And finally in the news tonight, a local woman was hospitalized after driving her car into a river at the state park.
When questioned, she claimed she was trying to reenact a scene from The Passion of the Christ.  This of course, begs the question, which scene was she trying to reenact?
Could it have been this memorable scene?
Now, if I could just find some loaves to go with these fishes...
Is that your Porsche over there in the parking lot?
Or maybe this one?
I can put you behind the wheel of this beauty for only $9999.
Throw in rustproofing, so I can drive it across the Sea of Galilee, and you've got yourself a deal, mister.