R2 Just Likes the Look

Author: r2_d2

Date: March 9, 2004

by r2_d2
3-09-04
R2 Has To Explain This Too Many Times.
So, like, why did you, like, shave your head, R2?
Well, I happen to be fortunate enough to have a well-shaped head, so it looks really kickass.
Well, I can't really argue with that.  But, like, what's the deal with keeping the beard, then?
Well, I never shave my beard.  And it creates a really neat contrast around my glasses, which creates a dividing effect at the top of my sideburns, making me look really cool.
I see.  But you're, like, wearing contacts.
That, my friend, is what we call "irony".