Kids Today Have No Idea What's Cool

Author: r2_d2

Date: March 15, 2004

by r2_d2
3-15-04
Coming this summer, it's "Vapor Trails", the Rush 30th Anniversary Tour!
Tickets to that would be sweet.
The Rolling Stones Were the First to React to the News:
Big deal, Mick, we've been touring at least twice as long as those wanks!
Yes, Keith, but at least we can take solace in the fact that even fewer of kids today know who they are.
"Although I hear Geddy's got a deal with Nickelodeon to try to capture the youth market."
Free Will! I choose you!
This is so humiliating.  Will someone please explain to me what the Hell this Pokéythingie's suppose to be, eh?