Can You Believe We've Done *50* of These Things Already?

Author: r2_d2

Date: April 18, 2004

by r2_d2
4-18-04
Continued from www.stripcreator.com/comics/ ClashTheStampede/224358.  Xenu meets his old nemesis, Stan the Kangaroo.
Stan, my old rival!  What've you been up to?
I've just been waiting here for the past seventy-five million years for you to return.  They made me the night watchman since I spent so much time here anyway.
And now, at long last, I have the upper hand.  What do you have to say about that?
Think fast.  How can I get out of this one?
I came to make amends.  Call off our feud, and you can have a job on my crew.  My license expired 74,999,996 years ago, so I need someone to drive my ship.  We're going to Vegas.
Well, I've always wanted to be a Captain, for reasons that escape me at the moment.  I'm sure I'll remember sooner or later, though.  So, yes, I'll accept your offer.