Over 99 Billion Served, And That's Just To Your Mom

Author: r2_d2

Date: May 2, 2004

by r2_d2
5-02-04
Ba-da-ba-ba-baaa! McDonald's! I'm Lovin' It!
What does that small print say?  "All major credit cards accepted"?
Now why the fuck would they need to do that?  Do the fat fucks in this nation need to finance their fast food bills now?
Okay, that's thirty-seven Big Macs, fourteen ten-piece McNuggets, and forty-two Supersized fries.  Anything else?
A diet Coke.  It's a good thing the bank opened up a branch next to the food court; I had to take out a third mortgage on my trailer.