A Couple of Johns

Author: r2_d2

Date: July 6, 2004

by r2_d2
7-06-04
Today John Kerry announced his selection of John Edwards to be his running mate.
At Kerry HQ:
So John, why would you make a good veep?
I can see you're troubled ... you need assistance ...
A running mate, yes!  I need a running mate!
Yes, a running mate.  His name was George, or Jeff, or something like that, with a "J"?  He wants you to stop worrying about your job, or the money, or perhaps your wife.