True Stories from Selling Law Enforcement Equipment, Part 0

Author: r2_d2

Date: September 28, 2004

by r2_d2
9-28-04
Can I help you?
Yes.  I have this stun gun for which I require a new battery.
Well, we don't really sell batteries for those.
Oh, but it's just a rechargeable 9-V.  Take a look.
This is a garage door opener with some exposed wires in a shoebox with the words "STUN GUN" scrawled on the side with a Sharpie™  And you've misspelled it "STUNT GUN"!
Yeah, I bought it from the guy who killed Brandon Lee.