True Stories from Selling Law Enforcement Equipment, Part 1

Author: r2_d2

Date: September 28, 2004

by r2_d2
9-28-04
Continued from Previous Strip
Okay, well, we don't sell nicads here; only those big-ass flashlight batteries.  Maybe you should try Radio Shack.
RADIO SHACK!?!  Oh, no!
And yes, a guy really said this to me.
What?
I don't go near that place.  They control you with their mind-rays.  I live right over here behind the cemetary, but I've stayed away from Radio Shack in 15 years, and I'm not going back.
Even worse, this was his actual justification—verbatim.
You know, on the list of "People Who Should Be Allowed To Have Stun Guns", you're definitely right up near the top.
It was my wife's, but then she retired from the hospital.