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| Okay, well, we don't sell nicads here; only those big-ass flashlight batteries. Maybe you should try Radio Shack. | |
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And yes, a guy really said this to me.
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| I don't go near that place. They control you with their mind-rays. I live right over here behind the cemetary, but I've stayed away from Radio Shack in 15 years, and I'm not going back. | |
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Even worse, this was his actual justification—verbatim.
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| You know, on the list of "People Who Should Be Allowed To Have Stun Guns", you're definitely right up near the top. | |
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| It was my wife's, but then she retired from the hospital. | |
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