Slightly-Embellished Church Stories

Author: r2_d2

Date: November 8, 2004

by r2_d2
11-08-04
Could you take the Communion Elements up to the nursery staff?
Aye, Kep-tin!
Five minutes later, a moral dilemma:
Well, they gave me a bit more than I needed; dare I consume the leftovers?
I mean, is the Body of Christ perishable?  That seems a bit blasphemous, but it's just going to waste otherwise, right?
Ah, you're back!
Yeah, listen, could I get a refill on this wine?  Don't worry—I filled up on bread first, so I'm not getting drunk.