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| I got a job with a new department. They sent me here to get measured for a bulletproof vest. | |
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| Well, you've come to the right place. Let's get you measured up. | |
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| For a woman, ensuring a proper, life-saving fit on a bulletproof vest requires the taking of a few "intimate" measurements, which Prudence and Dignity dictate we not show you. | |
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| But you're free to use your imagination! Imagination opens doors, kids! | |
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| I'm impressed. Any other tailor would have needed a measuring tape at some point. | |
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