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| What exactly is this radio station? | |
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| It's country! They just played Faith Hill's overly-saccharine miscover of Piece of My Heart, and now it's Phil Vassar singing about how good his life is! | |
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| Okay, someone needs a music lesson. I'm calling in a request to show you what real country-western is. | |
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| W___-FM, what can I do for you? | |
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| Well, how about Kris Kristofferson? Hank Williams? Tammy Wynette? Johnny Cash? Merle Haggard? George Jones? Carl Perkins? Loretta Lynn? Willie Nelson? Bob Wills? Patsy Cline? Lefty Frizzell? | |
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| Okay, you're just making up names now. However, I assure you, no fewer than 18% of the artists we play are wearing hats. Most of 'em Stetsons. | |
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