And You Thought It Was Bad When the Kids Just Liked N'Sync

Author: r2_d2

Date: November 18, 2004

by r2_d2
11-18-04
What exactly is this radio station?
It's country!  They just played Faith Hill's overly-saccharine miscover of Piece of My Heart, and now it's Phil Vassar singing about how good his life is!
Okay, someone needs a music lesson.  I'm calling in a request to show you what real country-western is.
W___-FM, what can I do for you?
Twenty minutes later:
Well, how about Kris Kristofferson? Hank Williams? Tammy Wynette? Johnny Cash? Merle Haggard? George Jones? Carl Perkins? Loretta Lynn? Willie Nelson? Bob Wills? Patsy Cline? Lefty Frizzell?
Okay, you're just making up names now.  However, I assure you, no fewer than 18% of the artists we play are wearing hats.  Most of 'em Stetsons.