A Is For Artie

Author: r2_d2

Date: December 15, 2004

by r2_d2
12-15-04
So why so sad, Artie?
That big Firefox ad runs in the New York Times today.  It's two pages, and it runs the names of ten-thousand devotees who donated to the evangelism project.
And that's upset you why?
Because they put the donors' names in alphabetical order, so mine's right up at the top.  I wanted to make a game of finding it.  Now my whole day's shot.
And this, from the man who cried when he found out that graves in the cemetary weren't alphabetised!
Yeah, but I got over that when I realised we'd have to die in alphabetical order for that scheme to be feasible.