Overheard at a Funeral

Author: r2_d2

Date: January 26, 2005

by r2_d2
1-26-05
(Seriously, I was at a wake tonight)

To the Widow:

So, what's up?
Hello, hot stuff.  Wanna get out of here, go get a drink?
I'm your cousin.
Well, it's been nice seeing you.  We should do this again sometime.