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This just happened to me at a bank, less than an hour and a half ago.
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| ... but unfortunately, the job you thought you came in to interview for we filled early last week. | |
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| You called me to schedule this interview on Friday. | |
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| Right. After we hired the other guy. In fact, we haven't even told the other branch we hired him yet. | |
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| Um—so what was the point? | |
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(I really do live close enough, too.)
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| Just a massive conspiracy to keep you from having any enjoyment at all out of life. | |
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| So I could have gone to Punxsutawney last night after all. | |
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