The Joys of Job-Hunting

Author: r2_d2

Date: February 2, 2005

by r2_d2
2-02-05
This just happened to me at a bank, less than an hour and a half ago.
... but unfortunately, the job you thought you came in to interview for we filled early last week.
You called me to schedule this interview on Friday.
Right.  After we hired the other guy.  In fact, we haven't even told the other branch we hired him yet.
Um—so what was the point?
(I really do live close enough, too.)
Just a massive conspiracy to keep you from having any enjoyment at all out of life.
So I could have gone to Punxsutawney last night after all.