Bad Lawyer (Or: Why R2 Dropped Out of Law School)

Author: r2_d2

Date: February 3, 2005

by r2_d2
2-03-05
Counsel, you've acted unethically.  The court is going to have to impose sanctions on you.
Thank you, Your Honour.
What do you mean, "Thank you"?
Well, it's always nice to see your behaviour is sanctioned.
You must not understand.  I'm holding you in contempt.
You say you're content?  This is my lucky day!