Real Fun With Telemarketers

Author: r2_d2

Date: March 3, 2005

by r2_d2
3-03-05
Hello?
Hello, I calling from Am'rican Mortgage Service.
Meanwhile, in Bombay:
No you're not.  You're calling from The Pakistani Mortgage Service.
You little bastard!  I am NOT Pakistani!
Oh, my mistake; you haven't been invaded yet.  Call me back Saturday, after you are.