Funeral Fun

Author: r2_d2

Date: May 25, 2005

by r2_d2
5-25-05
R.I.P. Tom, 1905-2005
So, how did Tom die?
Well, he was a hundred.
Holy crap!  You can die from that?
Well, not many people generally live from that.  What makes you ask?
Well, being a hundred was something I'd always wanted to do.  Now I'm not so sure.
Another dream crushed.