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| Lemme tell you something, kid. I don't think any of my friends or I ever went with a girl we didn't screw. | |
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| The only ones we didn't screw were the ones we didn't take out three times. | |
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... including the only response I could muster.
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| Yeah, the girls wanted it even more than we did, we were just too dumb to realize it. | |
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