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| So, how's the bus driving job going? | |
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| Well, today, some fat lady fell off the bus. | |
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| What, like, while she was boarding or deboarding? | |
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| While the bus was in motion. She's sitting there with one ass cheek on the seat, one suspended in mid-air, leaning over gabbing at her friend. So when I went around a corner, I hear this "thud"— | |
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| Only her pride. And I literally cannot imagine a more half-assed way to ride a bus. | |
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