True Stories from a Crappy Valet Parking Job - Vol. 0

Author: r2_d2

Date: August 17, 2005

by r2_d2
8-17-05
[For proper dramatic effect, imagine woman on left has a circumference of 31.4 feet. -ed.]
Are you the one who brought my car up?
Yes, ma'am.
Well, this lane is too narrow for me to get through and into the car!
Well, the only alternative was to leave your car in the middle of the street, with moving traffic and whatnot.
How am I supposed to get in now?
I dunno.  Maybe lose 150 pounds so your fat ass'll fit on the sidewalk.