You Can't Spell "ALUMNI" without "M-U-N-I"

Author: r2_d2

Date: October 5, 2005

by r2_d2
10-05-05
[Ring, ring]
Y'ello?
Hi, this is Jessica from (R2's former college).  I'm calling on behalf of the Alumni Donation Fund.  How would you like to donate $100?
I'd love to!
But that ain't gonna happen.  Not with my degree.
[Ruffles through notes]  Holy shit! you were PoliSci?  I'm so sorry.