Enjoy the Ride!

Author: r2_d2

Date: January 27, 2006

by r2_d2
1-27-06
I've got to clear my conscience, Pater.  I've been gambling.
Well, Artie, the problem with gambling ...
Wait, it gets worse:  I was laying bets on wheelchair basketball games.
Well, I don't think that makes it worse, per se, unless ...
Please tell me the end of that sentence wasn't "unless you fixed the game?"
Oh, in that case, let me give you this $20 gift certificate to the Longaberger store.