Everything's Relative in West Virginia

Author: r2_d2

Date: October 31, 2006

by r2_d2
10-31-06
So, any plans for Halloween?
I'm glad you asked.  I'm actually going to a party down in West Virginia.
Aren't you a little worried about unwelcome advances from the locals?
Ordinarily, yes, but I ought to be safe tonight.  You know, the traditional West Virginian Halloween celebration should give me some respite.
Why?  How do they celebrate down there?
They pumpkin.