What Does a Wife Do With Her Mouth?

Author: r2_d2

Date: September 24, 2010

by r2_d2
9-24-10
(I know what you were thinking, you sick monkey. -ed.)
Hey, how's it going?
Well, my wife left me.
Bummer. Why'd she do that?
Well, it was the damndest thing. Last week, she actually stopped talking for the first time in seven years.
Amazing!
Yeah, but before I had a chance to enjoy it, she told me I "don't communicate enough".