Exegesis

Author: r2_d2

Date: January 6, 2011

by r2_d2
1-06-11
Noah! Hast thou yet finished all I have commanded of thee?
Right on schedule, Lord!
What in My Name is this?
It's an Ark, 300 cubits long by 50 cubits wide by 30 cubits high, just like Thou commandedest!
Thou idiot! I asked for an arcade full of 300 rows of 50 Q-Berts! I'm gonna see to it your descendants will have to build pyramids as a punishment for this!
Oh, so that's why Thou wantedest two of every kind of snake.