That's Not How They Help

Author: r2_d2

Date: August 20, 2011

by r2_d2
8-20-11
Suicide hotline, Jeff speaking.
I've got a problem here. I got fired eight months ago, and since the unemployment checks ran out, I still haven't found a job.
Well, sir, you have to understand that the economy's been hard for everyone—
—says the guy who's getting paid to answer the phone! I have no prospects. I went in to the garage and started up the truck.
Sir, I can't let you do this. I'm alerting the paramedics right now.
Yeah, well, call 'em off. With the price of gas these days, I couldn't build up enough exhaust to get the job done.