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| Suicide hotline, Jeff speaking. | |
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| I've got a problem here. I got fired eight months ago, and since the unemployment checks ran out, I still haven't found a job. | |
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| Well, sir, you have to understand that the economy's been hard for everyone— | |
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| —says the guy who's getting paid to answer the phone! I have no prospects. I went in to the garage and started up the truck. | |
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| Sir, I can't let you do this. I'm alerting the paramedics right now. | |
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| Yeah, well, call 'em off. With the price of gas these days, I couldn't build up enough exhaust to get the job done. | |
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