The Play's The Thing!

Author: r2_d2

Date: August 23, 2023

by r2_d2
8-23-23
April 14, 1865:
I just created a new federal agency. I'm calling it "The Secret Service" and they're going to be the élite vanguard against the scourge of counterfeiters who are undermining our Union.
That's nice dear. What else do they do?
That's it. Why would they do two things, Mary?
Beats me, Abe. You're the big brilliant politician in the family.
Anyhow, wanna go see a play tonight? "Our American Cousin" is in town and I hear that show's number 1 with a bullet!